Okay, first off, why can’t Black people just do Black people stuff without being harassed by white mediocrity and its henchmen? Secondly, why can’t said yakibian devils just modulate their desire to control everything and everyone.
Which now brings me to a recent incident that took place this past Mother’s Day, in Los Angeles.
According to Eater, it all started on Sunday afternoon when the staff of Aburi Premium AYCE Sushi told a gentleman that he would have to wait for a table at the Long Beach, Calif., restaurant. The man, who was either too hungry to wait or felt as if his privileges as a Caucasian-American were being violated, became argumentative, asking why he had to wait.
“Where are the people? Where are they?,” he asked. Soon, the man spotted someone looking him in the eye and told the woman to “fucking look over there, bitch.”
“Yo, get the fuck out!” yelled another worker, at which point the man decided to stand up for his white rights to go wherever he damn well pleases. But instead of quietly staging a sit-in at the lunch counter, the uncivil rights protester released a barrage of “fuck you” screams into the middle distance, which, I must admit, is also a form of nonviolent resistance.
As Martin Stupid King’s female companion tried to usher him out of the restaurant’s door, the man began imitating a primate and making ape noises although—to be fair—he may have been simply performing a jungle mating call begging for someone to kick his monkey ass.
h/t The Root
Black women are amazing. Also, this would have been a great skit for Dave Chappelle’s ‘When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong’. Do better, white mediocrity.
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