Sending Unsolicited D*ck Pics In Texas Will Soon Come With Price Tag

I, personally, have never sent an unsolicited dick pic to a woman, nor do I understand why men do it. Women, on the other hand, I do understand why you send them. (Ladies, send all the nudes you want, with caution, of course.) Beginning September 1, Texas will make sending a UDP (unsolicited dick pics) […]

Video: Hemp Has Been Removed From Controlled Substance List in Texas

With education comes growth. When the 2018 Farm Bill passed legislation, the federal government removed hemp from the list of controlled substances. This now allows shops to sell hemp products, as well as the CBD extract, which has no psychoactive properties. Should have never been on the list to begin with. h/t Fox 26 Houston

Video: Dallas, Texas Road Sign Suggests Donald Trump Is Not Human

We’re taught to obey road signs, correct? Well, one Texas programmable road sign suggests that the Republican Presidential candidate is a shape shifting lizard. Who are we to not listen to the road signs. If we stop listening now, who knows, you may run off of a cliff or something. I'm not sure this is […]