Dog Shoots Owner, Man Loses Gun License, Dog Gets Off… Not Like That

If a Dick (Cheney) shoots you in the face, that’s one thing. But ‘Man’s Best Friend’? That’s going to hurt, and possibly get your gun license revoked. A German court has ruled that a dog owner isn’t fit to carry a firearms license after his dog shot him with a rifle. The Munich administrative court […]

Video: Trump Trying to Sell a Wall by Comparing it to a Wheel, Which Is “Medieval”

Look, I’m just here to provide the social commentary. I can’t be held responsible for what was said. Donald Trump is currently in McAllen, Tx, visiting the boarder, attempting to dumb down his pitch on a silly wall between the US and Mexico. Trump compared his wall, to a wheel. Yes, a wheel. How are […]

Video: Angry Little Person Destroys Corner Store In What I Think Is An Attempted Robbery, Police Put Him Down Like A Baby

It took me about 7 minutes to catch my breathe after watching this video. Not six minutes and 37 seconds, seven WHOLE minutes. Now, I don’t know if this little person (I’m unsure if people will get offended by the word midget, even though I’ve heard midgets call themselves midgets; I don’t know, it could […]

Video: Morgan Freeman’s Review of 2018

I, personally, love year-end reviews; you get to reflect on moments that you may have forgotten from the past year. And what’s better than your standard year-end review? A year-end review narrated by Morgan Freeman! I hope we eventually get a Sam Jackson review.

Video: Cris Cyborg Face Plants on Concrete While Attempting ‘In My Feelings’ Challenge… Out of a Shopping Cart

Okay, first off, I laughed hysterically. Not because of the failed attempt, but because it was a failed attempt from arguably the GOAT of Women’s MMA, and I knew she would be fine. For whatever reason, Cyborg decided it would be a good idea to bring back the ‘In My Feelings’ challenge, and ask Keke, […]

Video: Macaulay Culkin Stars In New Google Assistant Ad, With A ‘Home Alone’ Touch

The original ‘Home Alone’ is one of my favorite movies of all time; I can sit and watch it at any time.  Give my love for nostalgia at the moment, this Google video dropped at a perfect time. It features Macaulay Culkin, as an adult Kevin McCallister, recreating some of the most memorable scenes from […]