Photo: Sammy Sosa Out With Lady Friend Looking Like a Vampire

Sammy Sosa is gone. I don’t know what this is, but I hope we can figure out why and how Sammy Sosa went from a dark-skinned man to, a cream-colored fellow. He looks like a vampire in Chicago.

https://twitter.com/CuffsTheLegend/status/934672720910077952

Before Sammy