Koppenhaver A Wanted Man

As most of you know, Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver reached an all-time low when he assaulted ex-girlfriend and adult actress Christy Mack, as well as a male companion in her Las Vegas home early Friday morning. According to Mack, Koppenhaver showed up to her house around 2 o’clock Friday morning uninvited. After seeing a male friend in the house, Koppenhaver began to assault him and then kicked him out of the house. He then turned his attention to Mack, and assaulted her. Mack suffered 18 broken bones in her face and ribs; she has a ruptured liver, and missing teeth. That low-life piece of shit scum even went as far as cutting her hair off with a dull knife. After a failed attempt to rape her, Mack was able to get away and run to a neighbor’s house in the nude to seek help. Koppenhaver fled the scene and has not been seen since; only communicating through Twitter where he has apologized and claimed he was the one fighting for his life. He was released from his Bellator contract and is now wanted on 7 warrants out of Las Vegas.

This is unfortunately the second act of domestic violence involving an MMA fighter within a week. Josh Grispi was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend and having his dog attack her just days before the War Machine incident. To those unfamiliar with the sport it, makes MMA look bad. MMA is still taboo for many people, and some refer to the sport as “barbaric”. I can assure you that these two scumbag jabronis would be this shitty of human beings whether they were fighters or pizza delivery guys. The fact that they have trained in mixed martial arts does not make them violent women beaters, it’s the fact that somewhere in their lives someone let them believe that causing bodily harm to someone you care about is “love”. In fact 99.9% of the MMA community thinks what these two boys did was wrong. The other .01% defending these two boys on Twitter, they are complete idiots that have never put a complete sentence together that have ever made any kind of sense to anyone one, ever. These people have no earthly idea what doing “alpha male shit” is all about, and probably have their ex-girlfriend’s name tattooed on their neck as well.

Mr. Koppenhaver, you WILL be caught soon. If not by the law, then by Dog The Bounty Hunter. You’ve never seen “alpha male shit” until you’ve seen black denim, paired with some leather boots, and an industrial size can of mace. The MMA world needs to make an example out of these two, and make sure the only fighting they do from here on out is in a maximum security prison. Let these two battle it out in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match during rec time in the prison yard. Banning these two cowards from the sport would be the best way to show this type of behavior will NOT be tolerated. You two boys should be ashamed of yourselves.

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